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Pingasa lariaria is a moth of the family Geometridae first described by Francis Walker in 1860. It is found in Yunnan, China.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Maurice Bourget","displaytitle":"Maurice Bourget","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q956096","titles":{"canonical":"Maurice_Bourget","normalized":"Maurice Bourget","display":"Maurice Bourget"},"pageid":8610812,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Maurice_Bourget_PA-047087.jpg/330px-Maurice_Bourget_PA-047087.jpg","width":320,"height":482},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/Maurice_Bourget_PA-047087.jpg","width":705,"height":1063},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281516697","tid":"997ea29f-05d1-11f0-b67b-6960dfa64862","timestamp":"2025-03-20T21:23:43Z","description":"Canadian politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Bourget","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Bourget?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Bourget?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maurice_Bourget"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Bourget","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Maurice_Bourget","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Bourget?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maurice_Bourget"}},"extract":"Maurice Bourget, was a Canadian politician who was Speaker of the Senate of Canada from April 27, 1963 to January 6, 1966.","extract_html":"
Maurice Bourget, was a Canadian politician who was Speaker of the Senate of Canada from April 27, 1963 to January 6, 1966.
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