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{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
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Cosumnes River College is a public community college in Sacramento, California. It opened in 1970, taking its name from the Cosumnes River, whi