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The Landmark Conference is an intercollegiate athletic conference affiliated with the NCAA's Division III. Member institutions are located in the Mid-Atlantic states of Maryland, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania, and the national capital of Washington, D.C.
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Federal Highway 83 is a Federal Highway of Mexico. The highway travels from its northern junction with Mexican Federal Highway 85 to Ignacio Zaragoza, Tamaulipas to the south at the junction with Mexican Federal Highway 81.
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