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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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