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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

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Vladimir Valeryevich Ivanov is a Russian politician. In 2017-2021, he was the head of the administration of the head and government of the Republic of Dagestan. He has been a member of the State Duma for United Russia since 2021. In September 2021, he was elected as a deputy of the 8th State Duma.

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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}

{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}

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The Auténticos Tigres UANL team represents the Autonomous University of Nuevo León (UANL) in college football. The Auténticos Tigres compete in the Jacinto Licea Conference, ONEFA's top division.

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The four arrondissements of the Haute-Savoie department are:

  • Arrondissement of Annecy, with 77 communes. The population of the arrondissement was 293,040 in 2021.
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  • Arrondissement of Bonneville, with 59 communes. The population of the arrondissement was 194,428 in 2021.
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  • Arrondissement of Saint-Julien-en-Genevois, with 73 communes. The population of the arrondissement was 196,943 in 2021.
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  • Arrondissement of Thonon-les-Bains, with 70 communes. The population of the arrondissement was 157,071 in 2021.
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